Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Trouble with spammers and some hilarious comments

Has anyone else been having issues with this? It seems that over the past couple of weeks I am getting a ridiculous amount of spam comments on my blog. Today someone tried to leave a comment about The Third Reich. Yes, you read that correctly. What the actual f***? Am I right? LOL

I may be a lot of things, but a Nazi is most certainly not one of them. Some of the more laughable spam comments lately include the following. Spelling errors have been copied exactly as they were posted in order to maintain stupidity.

"Your betiful." This was followed by a link to hair care products.

"I like wolves and possibly want to mary a warewolf sumday." Wow. Just, wow. Yes, this was also followed by a link but I do not recall to what.

"Vampires turn me on." This was followed by a link to porn. LOL

"What great blog. By my stuff." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, I am NOT making these up.

"This is link to my books. They ru gud." And I assume you edited them yourself? Another, "Wow."

"Dogs are cute. Kitties r stoopid." Followed by a link to clown porn. I WISH that was a joke. LOL

And those are only the ones I saved. Now that everyone has had a good laugh, it's time to get back to work. This book isn't going to write itself.

For all the jerks out there, kindly stop spamming me. Ain't nobody got time for that! HAHAHA!!

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